Saturday, March 20, 2010

Disney Movies

So, I have to tell you, that right now I'm watching Mulan. It's always been my favorite Disney movie, for more reasons then I think are apparent to me right at this moment. I love the fact that she doesn't care that she's a girl, she goes to join the army anyway. It's also based on a true story, but so are a lot of Disney movies. But most of all, it has my favorite Disney song ever (I'll Make a Man Out of You) in it.

As most of the people who read this blog know, I love Disney movies. Love them. Mostly for the songs, but also for the happy endings. I'm all about the happily ever after, the princess ending up with her prince. It gives me hope, I guess. Or maybe I'm just one of those little girls who play house with the reluctant boy next door at heart.

Still, I have major problems with the movie Snow White. Shall I list them for you?

1. Snow White is so dainty, she doesn't look human. She looks like some kind of fairy.

2. The Queen is pretty and is one of the only characters that look real.

3. She turns into an ugly crone to get Snow White and be the fairest in the land. How the hell does that make sense?

4. The Prince barely knows Snow White and he loves her

5. What kind of name is Snow White anyway?

6. The Prince barely speaks

7. The Prince doesn't save Snow White, the dwarves do. The Prince just kisses her, making him a bit of a necrophiliac.

8. They ride off into a sunset where a castle floats out from the clouds.

As you can see, I have some problems with Snow White. xD Still, I have to say that Disney movies make me remember the little child that's still somewhere inside of me. I love that little girl, just as I'm sure everyone has these little child inside of them that wants to be a princess.

1 comment:

  1. oh hai twinneh <3

    So, not that I've seen Snow White since it's pretty much the only Disney Movie that doesn't interest but I do have to say that I do love that list about why you don't like it.

    Especially number 7. haha.

    ~ Witchy <3

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